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Q: What happened when the dog went to the
flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
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Q: How can you tell if you have a stupid
dog?
A: It chases parked cars!
TERRIER
FACE, LONG EARS, BODY SHORTENED AND TRIMMED
Did you hear about the cowboy who got himself a dachshund?
Everyone kept telling him to get a long, little doggie.
STRIP TIGHT, FULL TOP KNOT, FULL EARS, CLEAN FACE
What bone will a dog never eat?
A trombone.
TRIMMED
UP AND SHAPED NOT MUCH TAKEN OFF VERY NICE COAT TO WORK WITH
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A south paw.
PUPPY CLIP SHORT, SHORT FACE BUT NOT SHAVED, SHORT TAIL
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come
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What do you get when you cross a pit bull with a collie?
A dog that runs for help ... after he bites your leg
off.
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SLIGHT TRIM
What kind of dog sounds like you can eat it ? A sausage dog !
HIGH MAINTANCE,
BRUSHED OUT AND SHORTENED
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !
PUPPY CLIP MEDIUM, CLEAN FACE
What do you do if your dog eats your pen ? Use a pencil instead !
REG COCKER CLIP
MEDIUM
Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
TRIMMED UP
SLIGHTLY
What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and
a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !
TRIMMED SLIGHTLY
What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs !
STRIP
TIGHT
What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino !
STRIP,
NATURAL FACE
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !