CHEEWIE HAD A STROKE WHICH AFFECTED HIS RIGHT SIDE

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ?
Because they mess up the whole house !

How do you stop a dog smelling ?
Put a peg on it's nose !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?
A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ?
He gets splinters in his mouth !

What do you get if you cross a dog with a kangaroo?
A dog that has somewhere to put its own lead !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep ?
A sheep that can round itself up !

What do you get if you cross a dog and a lion ?
A terrified postman !