IN THE BEGINNING GOD MADE MAN
MAN WAS AS HELPLESS AS A BABY.  MAN
COULDN'T DO ANYTHING FOR HIMSELF.
SO GOD SENT MAN WOMAN
TO HELP MAN AND TO KEEP HIM COMPANY
IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG BEFORE MAN AND
WOMAN GOT BORED WITH ONE ANOTHER
SO GOD DECIDED THAT HE NEEDED SOME
COMPANY. AND THIS IS WHEN IT ALL
BEGAN.
GOD SENT HIM A DOG, HE
SOON GOT BORED WITH DOG
SO GOD SENT HIM A PAIR OF
BIRDS, THEY GOT BORED
WITH MAN AND DIDN'T STAY
AROUND
MAN GOT BORED AND LONELY
AND THAT'S WHEN IT ALL BEGAN
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