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Today's CleanLaugh - "Parking Lot Stay"
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at a Super

Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down

the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever

 Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched, full-out, on the back seat and I wanted to

 impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to

the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying

emphatically, "Now you stay. Do you

hear me? Stay! Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a very pretty young

lady, gave me a strange look and said,

"Why don't you just put it in park"?

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling

at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.

My dog's not spoiled ... I'm just well trained.

"I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats

on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles."

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give

 unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive."