| Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind. |
| MAGGIE R |
| MIX BREED SMALL CLICK ON PICTURE |
| LUCY L |
| Why did the dog run in circles? He was a watchdog and needed winding. |
| LIVVI V |
| "If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky". |
| MURRAY |
| "The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people." |
| If dogs could talk, perhaps we’d find it just as hard to get along with them as we do people. |
| CASSEY K |
| Q: What dog loves to take bubble baths? A: A shampoodle! |
| CINDY B |
| "If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky". |
What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk ? A Great Dane out ! |
| LUCY Z |
| Q: What do fleas ride on when they want to travel? A: A greyhound bus. |
| Q: What do you say when you want to quiet little dogs? A: "Hush, puppies |
| Why did the dachshund bite the woman's ankle ? Because he was short and couldn't reach any higher ! |
| RUMI |
| Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites ! |
| SATICHEL |
| What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ? "I must throw that doggie out the window !"! |
| BENJI A |
| LUCY V |
| TOTTO |
| SNOOPY |
| IZZY |
| BEAR |
| POGO |
| Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders ! |
| LOUIE G |
| Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room |
| JETTER |
| CALLIE |
| LIVVI V |
| What is a dog's favourite sport ? Formula 1 drooling ! |
| What do you call an alcoholic dog ? A whino ! |
| What is a dog's favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate ! |
| What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel ! |
What is a dogs favourite flower ? Anything in your garden ! |
| How many seasons are there in a dogs life ? Just one, the moulting season ! |
| POGO |
| RADER |
| CASSEY P |
| MEEKA P |
| SPARKEY P |
| BRIDGET C. |
| MOLLY C. |
| BALIEY G. |
| BELLA |
| A guy wanted the vet to cut his dog’s tail off. The vet asked why. Well, my mother in law is visiting next month and I want to eliminate any possible indication that she is welcome. |
| Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. |
| BOQUE |
| BELLA G. |
| I know that dogs are pack animals, but it is difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles...and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's? |