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| "I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt , and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." |
| ABBY M. |
| LADY C |
| Q: What kind of transportation do dogs like? A: Greyhound! |
| WIGGETT |
| What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas ! |
| Q: Why couldn't the dog answer the phone? A: He was all tied up. |
| DASIEY |
| COCO |
| Who gave the dog a black eye? Nobody gave it to him. He had to fight for it. |
| BRADY |
| What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie! |
| SOPHIE C |
| Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw! |
| CHARLIE |
| If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them. |
| ABBY B |
| Heaven goes by favor; if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. |
| CODY |
| What do you get if you cross sheepdog with a rose? A collie a -flower ! |
| CHUNKS |
| ROSEY H |
| BABY L |
| SNOWBALL |
| FINGAN |
| PENNY L |
| NUTMEG |
| What do dogs have that no other animal has ? Puppy dogs ! |
| RUSTY |
| GINGER |
| LONNIE |
| DOG BED: ======== Any soft, clean surface, such as the white bedspread in the guest room or the newly upholstered couch in the living room. |
| LEASH: ====== A strap which attaches to your collar, enabling you to lead your person where you want him/her to go. |
| DROOL: ====== Is what you do when your persons have food and you don't. To do this properly you must sit as close as you can and look sad and let the drool fall to the floor, or better yet, on their laps. |
| SNIFF: ====== A social custom to use when you greet other dogs. Place your nose as close as you can to the other dog's rear end and inhale deeply, repeat several times, or until your person makes you stop. This can also be done to human's crotches. |
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