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When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When it's a greyhound !
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the
snow ?
Slush puppies !
What do you call a dog with no legs ?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !
Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?
Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Why do dogs run in circles ?
Because its hard to run in squares !
