STANDARD POODLE

PUPPY CLIP SHORT TO MEDIUM CLIP, CLEAN FACE, FULL EARS

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?
Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

Eleven dogs shared one umbrella, yet none got wet. How did they manage?
It wasn't raining.

How can you tell a dog from a jar of peanut butter?
The shaggy dog doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.

How did the dog make gold soup?
He put in 24 carrots.

How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?
He foamed at the mouth.