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ROSEY
What
would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?
A puppy.
PUPPY CLIP SHORT NATURAL FACE
What would you get if you crossed a chicken with a dog?
A hen that lays pooched eggs.
BUDDY
When do dogs have 16 legs?
When there are four of them.
PUPPY CLIP MEDIUM NATURAL FACE
When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.
When is a
dog most likely to enter the house?
When the door is open.
When
you catch your dog eating a dictionary, what should you do?
Take the words right out of his mouth.
TEDDY
NUTMEG
MAGGIE
BABBY
PIERRE J
NOEL J
DUBLIN J
MOLLY J
SOPHIE C
YANIE
