BABY GIRL AND MAGGIE

Q: What would you get if

 you crossed a parrot and a pit bull?
A: Who knows? But when it

talks, you'd better listen!

BABY GIRL

How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?
Melon-collie !

What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster ?
Cockerpoodledoo !

What did the dog say to the pig?
You are just a bore.

  MAGGIE